Chiron’s Guide to Who’s Who in Greek Mythology

Ares (Air’-eez)

God of War

Distinguishing Features: Biker leathers, Harley Davidson, sunglasses and a
stinking attitude.

Now: Can be found riding his Harley around the suburbs of LA. One of those
gods who could pick a fight in an empty room.

Then: Back in the day, this son of Zeus and Hera used to be inseparable from
his shield and helmet. Fought on the side of the Trojans during the war of
Troy, but, frankly, has been involved in every minor skirmish since
Goldilocks told the three bears that their beds were a little uncomfy.